Eve, we need to chat girl!

Okay, I know the story of Adam and Eve. I know that they had to do what they did so that we can do what we need to do. (makes TOTAL sense...??) But there are days that I get frustrated with the whole "from this day forward you shall eat by the sweat of thy brow for all the days of thy life"
I mean, I shouldn't complain too loudly. I live in a modern age where I don't have to toil the land for my food. I can hop in a car and go to a store for anything that my heart (or body!) desires. I don't have to sew my own clothes or wash anything by a river with lye and a rock.
But this whole "keeping the body physically healthy" is going to kill me!
Running= yuck!
lunges= blah
free weights=ugh
plank=augh!

Truly, Eve... couldn't you just igore Lucifer!? Couldn't you have just gone on and picked some wild flowers that day?

family

I have a very good looking family.

man in the mirror

Return Policy

When I was in college, I worked at a store in the mall. We sold hair product and flat irons. Hairbrushes, etc. Like a Trade Secret, but a local Utah company. One morning I had a lady come in and buy a flat iron. And then come back in 10 minutes later to return it. Sadly, we had a strict policy on "NO RETURNS". No if's, and's or but's. None. We did not return any items. (we had the policy printed on the back of the receipts and all over the store). Needless to say this woman was not happy about the new information. She was pretty livid actually. I kindly explained that we cannot return items for FDA purposes... blah blah blah. She then yelled at me, "I will never shop at this store again! I am telling all of my friends and family to do the same!"

She then stormed HALF way out of the store when a mole hair brush caught her eye. She picked it up and brought it to the register, "This will be the last time!"

I tell you this story because... this is how I feel about dating these days.

"I am never doing this again!" And as I go to the mall or church or just out with friends, I see someone new, and I think "Fine! Just one more time!" It is funny how life works like that.

S0, I still put myself out there, Just one more time.